Shiggles

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[–] Shiggles 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would you like some extra mongering with your fear today?

[–] Shiggles 56 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Ah yes, how greedy of a company, to checks notes stop you from telling their online distribution service that you own something you don’t.

Pirate all you want, live how you want. But valve is a company, they do sorta have to follow those pesky laws and regulations.

[–] Shiggles 5 points 8 months ago

My only complaint is my thumb hurts from air dashing 24/7

[–] Shiggles 1 points 8 months ago

Huh, neat! Had no idea. Seems like an odd exception.

[–] Shiggles 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

That’s not what monopoly means? The merger should absolutely be scrutinized for the potential anti-competitive ramifications, but vertical integration isn’t immediately not allowed.

[–] Shiggles 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s saying that and it’s saying they have no concept of the dangers of wildlife. But everyone takes addressing the latter as ignoring the former, when they’re two separate conversations only combined by the dumb analogy.

[–] Shiggles 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Polar bears will in fact just kill you and eat you. Grizzlies, very likely to be territorial. Black bears are the most “cowardly”, but all three will fuck you up to protect their young, hence why the season matters.

I haven’t exactly done the math on relative bear populations to tell you if your odds are better with a random bear or a random man, but it doesn’t matter, you wouldn’t consider any of my statements valid even if I wrote a whole ass thesis.

[–] Shiggles 7 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Absolutely depends on proximity, and probably how close we are to (bear) mating season. And type of bear, for that matter. If we’re including all men with no restrictions, it’s only fair to include all bears too, right?

[–] Shiggles 6 points 8 months ago

Snipers, famously useless in real life due to ballistic physics.

[–] Shiggles 13 points 8 months ago (16 children)

I mean, it’s not unlikely that there was a dude named jesus christ, two millennia ago. There are a couple of other details in the story that are pretty suspect though, and I really doubt he’s able to be consulted for political opinions either way.

[–] Shiggles 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Is it acceptable to say I’m a liberal while US democrats by and large aren’t?

Still better than the alternative by a mile, but that’s a super low bar.

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