ShankShill

Someone opened the soap dispensers and put doodoo in them.

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I actually found an A to A cable in my Big Box of Cables I Might Need One Day™ when trying to flash my Gotek floppy emulator with FlashFloppy firmware.

I considered buying some space from Google since their "never run out of space" thing is long gone from the beta I signed up for.

But then I just nuked my whole storage. Damn that was nice.

Throw that heap out. It's not healthy.

As a night shift worker, breakfast is a good time for a drink.

Can confirm. Fell asleep at a friend's house and he lit my jncos on fire.

Rim that fucking anus.

I don't think so.

I've been in a courtroom with an idiot that was behind on child support that pulled this.

Took the judge 45 minutes to decide he didn't need rights to his child anymore.

We got a triple-yolk from the illegal eggs we buy from a 9 year old girl. But I ain't no snitch so the bacon don't know where I get my eggs.