RobertoOberto

What the fuck was your prompt for this?

I have a concealed curry, in case me wife eats it

Are you a pirate that is just always prepared to celebrate your wife's death with a tasty noodle or rice dish?

Oh no... It's a concert for skinheads

I see you're prepared to take a whole bus load of people to Morganville. Nice

Also, those "unsubscribe" links can be used to confirm that your email is valid, leading to even more junk, or even phishing attempts. Have to log in to unsubscribe? Better make sure the site is legit first.

I was so excited about the thousands of dollars I was going to get in the mail when a friend and I came up with the brilliant idea of sending that one back and forth to each other.

I was going to get so many Pokémon cards.

I cannot make sense of this comment. Perhaps someone can sprinkle in some punctuation?

Sounds like he's a poser. A real True Fan (TM) would have accepted your offer and watched the theatrical release with you. Then, when the third movie ends, bust out his own copy of the extended version and insist on watching them immediately in one long marathon to teach you the error of your ways.

Desert Tech

If the momos make DT rifles their standard issue, the Amish will win.

Guns kept in a car usually aren’t required to be locked up if the car itself is locked.

This varies widely from state to state, with different requirements for loaded vs unloaded, concealed carry permits, and accessibility requirements.

There’s not much point having a gun in the car if you have to ask the carjacker to wait nicely while you fetch your gun from its locked container.

So use a quick-access safe mounted in the vehicle or get a concealed carry license and keep it secured in a holster with you. No excuse for leaving it accessible to a child.

Sometimes there are very good reasons for a family member being "long lost."