Filthy fucking casual
Quicky
- Party venue in pub conference room.
- Arrived 30 minutes prior to the start time of our party.
- Brought some token decorations to make it look like we’d made some effort.
- We brought a single small balloon.
- There was obviously a party the night before, celebrating a 60th of some kind.
- Pub owners hadn’t removed the decorations from previous party.
- We didn’t want to dispose of the original balloons in case their owners wanted to collect them and weren’t able to previously.
- The 60 balloons sat there the whole time during our party.
- Previous party organisers made us look like the absolute amateurs we are.
- MILDLY infuriating.
- Bonus extra item: nobody actually cared, just thought it was comical, emphasised by the placement of the 70th balloon, where each set of balloons is in direct proportion to the amount of sentiment held for the celebrant.
Wow, I hadn’t seen that. What a photo!
Thanks. Would a prosthetic one be bi-yonic?
I’ll see myself out.
Unfortunately we only rocked up half an hour before the party started, but that would otherwise have been a good idea.
That or just a piece of paper to the right of it with “+10” written on it.
Probably one of those modern crack wizards based on the paraphernalia littering the alcoves.
I kind of appreciate the dedication to a game by the developer when they say they’ll “still be updating it ten years from now”, although I’d much rather they release it with all of that extra shit from the start.
Essentially you could take it as the developer saying “you may as well wait ten years before playing the game, because not only will it be far cheaper, it’ll have all the extra content we didn’t manage to get ready for launch”.
Can’t see the wood from the trees.
either way I want a swing
You’ll find no judgement here.
Either that or it’s to prevent the other kids’ envious tears when my toddler rocks up in his Jimmy Choo stilettos.
I think I’ve met your mum.
You guys don’t get Hula Hoops? Missing out lads.