PrimeErective

More like A Wrinkle in Time, the 1962 book

It's an abridged version of the "in this essay I will..." trope

I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it's amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected

But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board

Why is that ironic?

We do what we want, because we can

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET

Needle was right there

Pretty sure it's matte in the US, too

Everyone knows there's no such thing as leftover crack

Where can you really draw the line? Could you survive in space without any air or equipment? Even if you could, where did the equipment and air come from?

Photosynthetic organisms are for all practical purposes part of your lungs

Behold, a human being.

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence