Wow so amazing by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Hulkamania.

Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting to bring photo ID by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

What a bellend

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What award did the dentist win? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink

A little plaque.

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My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink

So I told him to grow a pear.

They were cuddling like a second before by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

This summarizes having 2 cats..one minute cuddling then the next slapping the living daylights out of each other. Rinse and repeat. 😸😸

What is something that gets a lot of hate for absolutely no reason? by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

Satanists get persecuted a lot; although, they do a lot to protect religious freedom.

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What happens if you annoy a clock? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
7 comments fedilink

It gets ticked off.

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Why did the orchestra get hit by lightning? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink

Because it had a conductor.

Stop! Stop! Those horses are already dead! by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

Be the change you want to see.

surgery successful by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Thank god it was a success and not a cat-astrophe.

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Why didn’t the sun go to university? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
11 comments fedilink

Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

Its 5 o'clock, time for an adult beverage by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Your mom. 🤭

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I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

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What did the alien say to the cat? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink

Take me to your litter.

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Why do ducks have feathers? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink

To cover their butt quacks. 🦆

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Why should you never tell a pig a secret? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
5 comments fedilink

Because they always squeal. 🐽

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink

Nothing, it’s on the house.

Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Just ram it back in there.

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Why doesn’t St. Nick give presents to naughty children? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink

It’d Krampus style.

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I don’t care for coffee. (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink

It’s just not my cup of tea.

Banana by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

But she wants HIS banana 😩

Hi I am new to lemmy, how does this work..? by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Welcome to Lemmy. Please choose a side: beans or stroganoff. Your fate depends on it.

wonka rule by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Forbidden cotton candy.

Study: More Americans Buying AR-15s To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns by PopcornPrincess in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

They should have cited it as a Pew-Pew study..

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