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US verges on vaccination tipping point, faces thousands of needless deaths: FDA in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 3 points 7 months ago

It would technically solve their problems. I'm all for it.

Seasoned RPG devs from Obsidian and Bioware blame the temporary death of the isometric CRPG on 'vibes-based forecasting' from retailers in c/games

[–] PinkPanther 1 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't it then be JCRPG?

HP sued (again) for blocking third-party ink from printers, accused of monopoly in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 4 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, they'd have to geoblock the tank lid, and they don't know where your car is. Oh, wait...

VW solid-state battery retains 95% capacity over 1,000 charge cycles in lab testing in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

These are lies. The report stated that it held 100% capacity over 100.000.000 charges, but VW knows no-one would believe them, so they adjusted their numbers to look more realistic. /s

Elon Musk's X claims it's now a 'video-first platform' as it tries to reverse an advertiser exodus that has cost it billions in value in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 37 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I'm going to purchase xvideos.com right now!

Volkswagen says it’s putting ChatGPT in its cars for “enriching conversations” in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 2 points 7 months ago

Nah, they'll just do what every other company does: record everything and send it to their servers. "But we're only using it to improve our service"-bullshit excuse.

HP customers claim firmware update rendered third-party ink verboten | Then the company cranked up the price of cartridges, complaint alleges in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 5 points 7 months ago

If you ever see this lone word in the wild, run!

Hackers can infect network-connected wrenches to install ransomware in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 0 points 7 months ago (13 children)

There's no such thing as "unskilled work". I'd no skill was required, why do you need to gave training to do it? Cooking burgers at McDonald's? You need to know how long the burgers are to be cooked on each side. Stop calling certain jobs "unskilled".

Hackers can infect network-connected wrenches to install ransomware in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 1 points 7 months ago

🤣 I laughed so loud I woke up my wife!

"There are thousands of volunteers who donated their labour to Duo... Bit by bit all of our work was hidden from us as Duolingo became a publicly-traded company." in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther -1 points 7 months ago

Next is they'll hide half the sentence unless you pay 5 gems.

Norwegian mass killer attempts to sue the state once more for an alleged breach of human rights in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 5 points 7 months ago

He's got TWO floors for himself, which includes a bedroom, bathroom, kitchen and living room. The living room has a TV, Xbox and 3 budgies.

Fuck'im, let him rot when he can't even be rehabilitated. Oh, and he was allowed to study at the University of Oslo online while in prison.

Can we send him to the US prison system? Please? We'll even pay to send him there - I'll spit in three fiddy.

Defendant who attacked judge in wild courtroom video will face her again in Las Vegas in c/[email protected]

[–] PinkPanther 9 points 7 months ago

Alright, Mike Tyson.