N0body

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[–] N0body 24 points 1 year ago

Things must be really bad in China for Xi to get this desperate.

[–] N0body 19 points 1 year ago

Shapiro's doctor wife has confirmed to him that olfactory fecal stimulation is perfectly normal.

[–] N0body 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Aulus, make sure our friends in Aqueduct Management get a taste of the action."

[–] N0body 3 points 1 year ago

The sweet release of death, preferably while sleeping.

[–] N0body 1 points 1 year ago

It was quoted more recently on The Wire, but IIRC the guy who originally said it was a professional baseball player in the 70s.

[–] N0body 11 points 1 year ago

Holiday special: Make one campaign contribution at a fixed amount, get two more campaign contributions made on your credit card in variable amounts in the near future. Merry Christmas!

[–] N0body 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, corpo. I'll sing the Song of Cthulhu and bring his day of madness ever closer.

[–] N0body 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When he steps down from the Ukrainian presidency, Zelenskyy should be named Secretary General of NATO. After Ukraine joins, of course.

[–] N0body 21 points 1 year ago

I get where Rafael would be afraid to use his real name, given how his father assassinated JFK.

[–] N0body 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Therapists don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–] N0body 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of these figures take into account the Nazi flying saucer and space laser factories in Antarctica.

[–] N0body 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thought theft affects thousands of employers every day. They're not paying you to figure out who's going to find your body after you kill yourself. They're paying you to work!

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