N0body

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[–] N0body 3 points 11 months ago

they will be deployed shortly afterwards by the police.

"You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of racism in the new drones, but what I said was: Give me all the racism you have."

[–] N0body 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Frodo could have keister'd it and simply walked to Mordor.

[–] N0body 15 points 11 months ago

Time to add "a new schism in the Catholic Church" to the end of days bingo card.

[–] N0body 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Bring lemons and make it a lemonparty.

[–] N0body 2 points 1 year ago

That's a fun new Xitter game. What caused the latest bullshit - its failing infrastructure/imminent collapse or its new owner's drug-addled brain? Given the list of users it affected, I'm guessing it's the drugs.

[–] N0body 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Folks, I've been assimilated and put in charge of this wonderful, fantastic cube. We make the best cubes, okay? We do. The Borg will not apologize for our cubes, and we will not apologize for the assimilil... assimalat... the thing we do where we make you us. You're going to love being us! We're the best!"

[–] N0body 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judge Florence Pan saying: "You're saying a president could sell pardons, could sell military secrets, could tell SEAL Team Six to assassinate a political rival?"

Very good question, and the answer is likely yes. If a citizen cannot be charged with violating criminal law by virtue of being the sitting president, that would create blanket immunity. If Trump wins, Zero Dark Brandon suddenly becomes a viable option.

[–] N0body 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The horn plays the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

[–] N0body 18 points 1 year ago

I find it to be derivative and banal, because I am very important and sophisticated and everything should always be about me. Look at me being smart on the internet. I'm a very special boy.

[–] N0body 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

win at least 10% of support from the delegates at the Republican party’s biennial convention

Boebert's gonna need to bring some lotion.

[–] N0body 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cases like these illustrate why the death penalty is such a terrible idea. The process itself is imperfect, and in some places filled with bad actors looking to close cases quickly while maximizing sentences.

[–] N0body 11 points 1 year ago

Please do not violate our uneasy truce with the spiders. We must gather strength before they attack again.

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