They're so cute, it's a shame they're wild animals and I can't pet them on a daily basis.
That's like how I cheated through every single test in school I've ever taken. I literally just paid attention to what the teacher said, wrote the answers down, wrote down more answers from the book, and then read them a couple times until I remembered them. I'd come in and just write down all those answers on the test and they'd never suspect a thing. I've still never been caught to this day and I even use it in my life outside of school.
I know it's not even close to the same thing, but every time someone mentions Fallujah, I instantly want fajitas.
Wow, awesome, like we haven't already seen this post 15 times in the last 2 weeks. Nice low effort repost, "OP"!
Ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies, please! 😋
Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?
Isn't that just your parents?
Just missing pineapple.
What age did she get to retire from McDonald's?
I didn't even know you could get to the point of scrolling tabs, lol!
It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.