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[–] [email protected] 105 points 7 months ago (17 children)

Can't imagine not showering almost every day. I can't get my shit together in the morning until I've had a shower.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I feel gross all day if I don't take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.

[–] MeDuViNoX 3 points 7 months ago

Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?

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