McNasty

Well, Superman looked up at me,

he said, "You rock so naturally"

I said "Now that you've learned to deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real.

I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race.

I do it right 'cause I can't do it wrong That's why the whole world is singin' this song"

Ah, jam on it

War on the continent and suspended elections.

Seems petty obvious.

I'm not even sure how to respond to a lie that bold.

So it's a shitty crop used for rage bait.

I fucking hate people.

Lol. The union wanted our coal for their factories. Don't kid yourself.

I love that you unironically offered a solution.

You haven't even bought a house.

Seen everything, my ass. You're fucking bored, go do some shit.

New existential fear unlocked!

Thanks, dude.

It was a fully effective attempt to stop the kidnapping.

Didn't the Democrats already have Occupy Wall Street?

Didn't it get marginalized by the establishment just like the tea party?

This is not a thing.

We like pepperoni rolls and sausage biscuits.

Not. This.

Doubling down on the logical fallacy.

Fucking libs...