LiterallyLMAO

I just realized Everett True is a dead ringer for Tor Johnson.

Lol, you should try eating feed corn sometime.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Or, hear me out, what if we try growing food in the Midwest, rather than the biofuels, industrial lubricants, and cattle feed we grow there now?

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

Hey, I also do fuck all. That's two things!

Well damn, now I want to start the world's first corpse-fired power plant

Why let all that meat go to waste?

Holy fucking shit is that for real?

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.

@[email protected], what doth life?

So that's where Yoda learned to make his shitty soup from.