Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Pharmacy dogs that takes a sniff at your butt at entry and gives advice on diet and nutritional supplements.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried switching to FireFoxing?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oh hey. I remember this solo when I played Shere Khan in 6th grade when my drama class did The Jungle Book. They wanted me to roar and lunge at the audience while Balloo yanked me around by my tail (which was a rope tied around my waist with a tiger tail sewn over it). All in the middle of a song I had to sing.

Fun times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

If Nintendo was smart, they'd just provide the means to obtain older games somehow, forever, and not the dripfed method of providing games on the Classics Store as part of a subscription where most of the games offered are garbage games most people haven't even heard of before seeing them in there. As well as seriously make an effort to make at least PC ports for their biggest titles. This would be a much more effective method of combating piracy; just provide the service people are actually demanding.

I can understand not providing 3rd party titles that Nintendo themselves don't own the rights to; but they don't even have their own entire catalogue on there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Be me, 19

Get job with cruise line company

They send me to Germany with a stop in Ireland

"I can drink here while we wait for the plane!"

Go to bar

Want an authentic Irish drink

Order Irish Car Bomb

It's a good thing I was only there for 3 hours.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

The only game where I ever found this to be cool, is the one where you literally do that to see because you're playing as something that has no eyes and has to use echolocation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I literally go to sleep every single time hoping to sleep so hard I wake up in another world.

Shit never works, though. I always wake up on Earth in the worst possible timeline.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Trying to register there but I never got the verification email or a reply from anyone about doing it manually. :/

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Inconceivable!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Self-Destruct

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Battleshits

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