Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (12 children)

And not even just limited to human, or even real genitals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I saw something earlier this morning that said

"It's what it is"

And I've had a headache ever since.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I wonder if he has a black lotus. I bet I could trade for it since raccoons don't have a concept of rarity or value.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I feel the same about any dumpling. It's so much better with some crunchiness than just being a somewhat slimy, soft, chewy thing even if the flavor still slaps either way.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is the anomaly that giant sentient hamburger?

I bet I could take 'im. Even if he doesn't have bacon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a nice factory...

Why can't mine look like that?! 😩

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or circling a black hole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

とても良い英語です! とてもかわいいです! :3

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Every furry who likes Scar from The Lion King making damn sure they press R and not T.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Strange New Question: "How much suction should the robot employ?"

Risks: Weiner getting sucked off. Literally.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's an even split between the tot-haters and the tot-lovers.

Be honest though, tot-lovers: If you're given literally any other style of potato, are tots gonna be your first choice?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

They've been around so long, and are so ubiquitous to soda, is there really anyone on Earth that doesn't know it exists? 🤔

It's not like they run "convincing" ads against competitors anymore. Like a Coke ad isn't trying to convince me to switch brands, they're just like "Hey! This exists! Come try it!"

 

I can actually see my whole name now and not just "KOLA."

 

His face is all puffy now.

 

I just came back from taking my husky out to go potty and there was a girl just hanging out in front of the laundry room. Well, my dog saw her and stopped, fixed on her momentarily, and then starts backing up and whining and trying to go back inside the apartment. She hadn't even gone piss yet!

The is the second time this week she's done this... The first time was the other night in a different part of the complex and there was absolutely no one or nothing around. She just started getting freaked out and wanted to get away from... Something.

I've never seen her act like this. She's usually quite fearless.

 

Although, I am not sure what the editor has to gain here other than hiding the rude bullshit they clearly originally posted about the OP's age, based on the replies.

 

I thought it died years ago.

What are the good servers these days? Is mIRC still the best client? Has mIRC been continuously updated this whole time? Is it vastly different than what I probably remember?

What's up? Gimme a guide as if I was a zoomer who just heard about it. 🤣

 

I have never had a pair of shoes that could last more than a few years. I've even paid for expensive shoes that claimed to be super durable and they fell apart faster than a cheap ass $10 pair from Walmart.

I'm at a point where I have very little hope that anyone, anyone, makes good, comfortable shoes that aren't made of paper mache.

 

I just fired this up on the PS5 after claiming it from the monthly games, and even though every volume bar is at maximum, the cutscenes are extremely quiet. Is this just the game or could it be my TV/PS5 settings?

 

I've seen lists of songs with deep lyrics, songs that are upbeat but depressing at the same time, songs not on the radio, and other things like that... But I have never seen a list of songs that are just super fun to sing.

Some examples of things I like singing are Lewis Capaldi, anything by Chris Cornell (though I wish I could have that awesome gutteral/growly sound in my voice), Cottonmouth, Nirvana, RHCP, Tool, etc. I love long sustains and just dudes and dudettes belting out staccato. The feeling of matching pitch and tone you get in your stomach and lungs as the sounds reverberate together is exhilarating. Not to mention the catharsis of putting your heart and soul into singing along with an angry song when you're pissed.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Not sure if I need to elaborate. I'm sick of having to scroll through an entire fucking novella just to find the recipe when I do a search for something.

 

Johnny is online. The bad guy is tracking him.

"Shit, we're losing the connection!"

"Narrow the bandwidth!"

Narrow the bandwidth? My dude, you need to go faster while on the internet. You want to widen that shit. No wonder you don't catch Johnny.

 

The world is so detailed, I just want to know about it. Like... What's the alien Zorg has as a pet and things like that. Are the movies really just kind of self-contained, or are they inspired/based on something? Are there maybe books set in the world?

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