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Oh man. At a previous job, I walked into our kitchen and one of the supervisors was on the other side of the room facing away and her skirt was tucked into her underwear. I was on my way over to her when our male director walk in the door. I'm not sure I've even seen a look of horror on someone's face like what was on his lol. He turned around and walked right back out, and I fixed her skirt and just told her it was folded up odd. Didn't tell her that her butt was on display and that she just mooned our big boss haha

No reception where I live! It's port much in the middle of national forest tho.

For the last 17 years I have somehow managed to be the only person in my area with my kind and year car, and being able to find it in a parking lot is one of the reasons I love it.

But what an awesome problem to have!

Either my purple freezies are deficient, or my sniffer is. I've never noticed a smell! (And purple is the only one I eat!)

It's the same goblin that eats my socks and turns all of my underwear inside out.

Paint it like a DnD die and I bet you could make some cash!

That got a surprised snort-laugh out of me lol

Oh, I know it's ridiculous. They took my family member, that's all I needed to see to realize that.

by a howitzer

It was (kind of) an option at one point: blowing from a gun.

It's not much of a protest when many of the people participating are doing so involuntarily because they can't afford to buy things anyway.

You can have a high IQ and still be an utterly inept moron. I have family in Mensa and they are hands down some of the laziest, stupidest people I know.