JimmyDean

Paraphrased, it says: "this made me think hard because I don't like either option"

Nothing else is important information, just sensational fluff to make a regular statement sound more exciting.

Ravaging to the constitution, indeed. I've already fainted thrice just since reading the headline!

Nice trick with the bell pepper, I may have to copy that

Nowadays I just use the library whenever I need to print something. Most charge like 10 cents per page but some will let you print for free.

Late-morning tea break

Your comment has been awarded one Lemmy Gold: 🏅

I think the egg is supposed to be boiled, but the rest looks great

Nobody on Lemmy is under the age of 30.

Although I might feel 30 sometimes, I'll have you know I'm a ripe 28 & ¾

What a champ. Halfway through, I was sure he'd end up in a doctor's office getting a minor emergency surgery.

If I don't get a text or voice-mail right after the missed call, that's how I know it was a scammer. If someone really wants to contact me they'll try option B

In a past thread on this topic, I've seen a few indie artists say that they benefit because Spotify amplifies their audience. They make crap on the streams, but a larger audience base is worth the trade-off since they'll be able to sell more concert tickets and merchandise.

Thank you. The moment I saw it, I knew it would be appreciated in this shitposting community.