Imgonnatrythis

When he puts on pants they are full of shit by definition.

"Upon picking it up, you can feel the metal chassis has a surprising amount of weight to it."

A surprising amount of weight is exactly what I do not want to feel when picking up a micro laptop.

That being said, it's just a little under the weight of the new 12“ surface pro. Pretty much any bag I have could easily fit a 12" laptop but I imagine it would be hard to get Linux to work well with the surface - especially the touch screen. Not to mention a pretty big price difference.

Either way, it's nice to see more options for small laptops! Maybe in a few years someone will start making small phones again.

Props. It looks really nice but looks like torture to design that to fit just right.

Nice, but I'm still holding out for the 50th anniversary of Diner.

I'd also have a yellow line coming from my butt in this scenario.

Wait, is Instagram cool with that now? Asking for a friend.

There will still be lines to stand in, just not voting lines.

Sounds like a weird meatloaf cover.

Just need to lure him into enough American primary schools and it becomes statistically inevitable. Have him go on a campaign with a sharpie marking up all those big pull down maps and let him write gulf of America on them. He'd love that.

Thanks for asking.

Amswer: To see him swiftly confirmed as a treasonous threat to America and the principles of democracy my ancestors fought and died supporting, and then sentenced to death.

Shit. Will cocaine abuse catch up on someone without spite? Asking for a friend.

As long as there's some undertone of solid racism in the administration, they won't care. That's all this has ever really been about.