Iamsqueegee

joined 1 year ago
[–] Iamsqueegee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The ability to ignore the facts around him.

[–] Iamsqueegee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But it weighs more than your musculoskeletal system can handle, so it just hangs open and you constantly have a dry tongue.

[–] Iamsqueegee 4 points 2 weeks ago

I just chalk it up to general 90s malaise. It’s sorta like complaining musically.

[–] Iamsqueegee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A game of horse shoes!

[–] Iamsqueegee 8 points 2 weeks ago

A first kiss with a new crush.

[–] Iamsqueegee 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I didn’t think Joker 2 was a bad movie. It was well acted and beautifully filmed. It was just a poor sequel to the original and told a story that nobody cared about. I’d almost call it “artsy”.

[–] Iamsqueegee 20 points 3 weeks ago

Evil Dead 2, though it’s arguably a re-telling vs a sequel.

[–] Iamsqueegee 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you never catch a falling mug without spilling it’s contents, do you even ninja?

[–] Iamsqueegee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ditto. Was like, “What idiot wrote that title?” Nope, it was the pop-culture trained idiot reading the title at fault.

[–] Iamsqueegee 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But the cake is a lie.

[–] Iamsqueegee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And Zod. Don’t forget Zod.

[–] Iamsqueegee 28 points 3 weeks ago

First to transition, too! Sworn in as a man (citation needed) and decreed herself a woman after.

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