HootinNHollerin

Application for joining the crew:

Q1: what’s the most bizarre way you’ve a killed political opponent?

He needs to be in prison so he can totally not hang himself, like his buddy.

Royal families still, in modern times, are a joke. Lock him up

Too much of a good thing

If you’re not one of these then you ain’t either

JFC we are in idiocracy

Someone’s been a baaaaad boy

Absolutely perfect timing with the healthcare ceo being denied

Cast em like this instead

expected prices are around $44,500 (£35,000)

I grew up in Texas and left

Enjoy the brutal heat come summer

It’s well documented so you can lol all u want but doesn’t change a damn thing

Ricky finally upgraded from the shit mobile