Gork

If he wants to commute, fine so long as he has to take a regular commercial jet like the rest of us.

Get there two hours early, check in, go through airport security, wait at the gate, then board. Then do it again at the end of the day.

We'll see how long he could put up with that before thinking he should really not try to commute 1,000 miles away.

That one recently with the 2.3 billion record data breach is pretty bad, and we collectively had no way to prevent it since it was through a private company.

As far as Trump nicknames go, I'm okay with Tim Apple.

What a cybersecurity nightmare!

We'll each need our own personal mentat to figure out how much lunch will cost soon.

How long until she is gregnant?

Government contracts? Those defense contracts can be very lucrative.

Ukrainians are tough. Ukrainian women? Even tougher.

It's a good thing that photo was successfully deleted from the Internet. Don't want somebody making a 20 ft bust of it.

Dude eventually got ice axed. Definitely not a good way to go.

The urge to RIP AND TEAR is rising.

She could think he's the Antipope.

But there's a danger there if he collides with the Pope as it will cause a catastrophic explosion.