Findom_DeLuise

joined 2 years ago
 

The only way to stop a bad guy with a brainworm is a good guy with a brainworm brainworms

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

He needed the erection to steady himself for the shot, not unlike a tripod. He lost it when one of the cops popped up over the roof like a sweaty gopher, and thus lost aiming stability.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Megamind rule 34 tentacle 60 fps

 

66% off your order! morshupls

 

...and I'm just over here wondering when we get to celebrate Uranus day.


*Latest fad

 

trans-egg

 

...I've been better.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Beep boop, comrade; only a Russian bottom-speak can remember that Euromaidan was a coup

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

CIA got him with the cancer gun on not-hillary's orders.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wastin' away again in "I Have Evidence That Will Lead to the Arrest of Hillary Clinton"-ville

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

geordi-no Grandpa Piss

geordi-yes Granddad Piss Pig

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Being turned into compost for a community cool-bean garden is technically re-education shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

It's even more complicated than that -- some others need to get the pit, while even more of them need to get the gui-trans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you can't handle me at my Janeway, you don't deserve me at my, uh, *checks notes* Janeway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if the real Amontillado...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a software defect, just like the thousands that I have caused and/or birthed into existence.

 

The Hank Hill ass is dying, and the new ass struggles to be born: now is the time of ass monsters.

scared

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