Dislocated shoulder. It went over the front of the socket which is apparently quite rare, and the most painful. I was blacking out front the pain, a friend fainted, ambulance gave me laughing gas which was great. Hospital visit was not fun, they tried various kinds of morphine which didn't seem to have much of an effect, then ended up giving me some sort of date rape 'cooperative sedation' meds and letting the student doctors take turns to fail at relocating my arm and fuck up the socket even more.
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Renault Vivaro. She's called Julie. Julie Vandrews. Also know as me Julie.
Yeah I'm lucky I guess that my particular condition is deemed not serious enough to warrant carrying medication. Just gotta live with it, thoroughly unpleasant when it happens though!
I should probably carry this, my heart likes to randomly decide 220bpm is a good idea every now and then.
You missed one-eyed Egyptian.
As an avid VR gamer I just wanted to say that's a great summary.
You can, if you want to, explore the world of teledildonics linked to VR experiences if you really want to go full Demolition Man.
I almost exclusively play VR FPS these days. I only have time for short <1hr play sessions so my RPG days are on hold until life allows it.
GPs are not science, they are people. People make mistakes. They also have varying levels of education, mental health issues, personal problems, general human stuff.
Once had to explain to an old lady (in full-time employment in a job that requires use of a computer) that the mouse moves around on the desk surface. She was trying to move the cursor by putting the mouse on the screen.
9 failed attempts before the real doctor relocated it on first try. I only found out because I sneaked a look at my notes. WTF indeed...