Enkers

joined 1 year ago
[–] Enkers 4 points 12 hours ago

I'm still addicted to the new factorio expansion. 125 hrs on my current save and counting. The factory must grow!

[–] Enkers 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Presumably the sign meant to say something along the lines of pelvic, or vaginal examination, or whatever the proper English medical signage should be, which would have the correct connotation, but instead they only picked a word with the same denotation.

[–] Enkers 7 points 1 day ago

Do I smell a $200 ~~rebate~~ bribe incoming?

[–] Enkers 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, this is getting an anime? It was like the one manga I randomly happened to read in the last year. IIRC it was quite the cute Yuri bait, but also not super memorable.

[–] Enkers 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's starting to feel like that because that's exactly how a lot of them think. They've just been recently emboldened enough to start saying the quite part out loud.

[–] Enkers 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You're not fooling anyone. The world is watching who the violent ones are.

[–] Enkers 7 points 2 days ago

Google Regulatory Affairs, said the DOJ is pushing a "radical agenda that goes far beyond the legal issues in this case," and would harm consumers.

Bullshit. You've been slowly pushing the vertical integration angle, and now it's coming back to bite you. Suck a bag of dicks, google.

[–] Enkers 155 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (23 children)

Pepe is a beloved internet meme, not a symbol of hate. Rightoid asshats need to leave pepe and doge the fuck alone. >:(

[–] Enkers 5 points 2 days ago

As the saying goes, there's a grain of truth in every joke.

[–] Enkers 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What a great example of the difference between denotation and connotation.

 
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Staying with Family (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by Enkers to c/[email protected]
 
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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Enkers to c/[email protected]
 

I was going to make pizza on Friday, but I messed up when stretching my dough, and it seized up, so I had to rest it and re-rise, and so change of plans!

I had left over curry and just made the tofu cutlets by shallow frying in a small pan to minimize oil usage.

As always, any questions or feedback welcome, and happy to provide recipes if anyone wants them! ^_^

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Za #4, Pepperoni Pizza (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Enkers to c/[email protected]
 

I happened across some store bought vegan pepperoni, and decided I'd do one of the most simple pizzas in existance: the NY style pepperoni pizza. It totally wasn't because I was lazy and it takes like almost zero effort.

My dough caught on the peel as I was shimmying it on to the griddle, so I kinda got this weird teardrop-shaped pizza. Oh well. (:

There's really just something very comforting about a basic-ass slice like this. It's not fancy or pretentious, just delicious.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Enkers to c/[email protected]
 

So I've decided to make pizza every Friday this summer. This is #3, but I declined to post the first two because they contained a slightly controversial brand plant based meat substitute.

This one has vegan blue cheese, caramelized onions, button mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes, balsamic reduction and pear slices. I meant to add a bit of arugula, but I forgot. A little fresh basil probably would have been good too.

Oh yeah, I was going to have it last night (y'know, on Friday like I said) but some stuff came up so I had to delay a night.

Feel free to ask for any recipes or whatever! I generally follow Adam Ragusa's NY style pizza recipe, but he's not vegan so if you don't want to give him additional traffic, I can probably answer any questions you might have.

If you have any suggestions for my next pizza, I'd love to hear it! ^^

 
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Enkers to c/[email protected]
 

I've been learning to cook all sorts of Indian recipes lately. The samosa are store bought, cuz who has time for that. Everything else is made from scratch. I'll probably get around to makeing my own samosas too, some day.

Will post recipes if anyone is interested. ^^

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NY-ish style pizza (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Enkers to c/[email protected]
 

A riff on the classic NY style pizza. Obviously with all the extra toppings, and a cheddar style "cheese", it's not in any way accurate, but it's what I happened to have on hand.

Dough & Sauce:

  • Adam Ragusea's NY Style Pizza v2 [Content Warning: recipe is not fully vegan. It contains cow milk.]

"Cheese":

  • Smoked cheddar style vegan grating block

Toppings:

  • Red onion, mushroom, vegan sausage, fresh basil
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