Even your "BODMAS" isn't universal, lots of people learn "PEMDAS" or "BEDMAS"
At any level of mathematics after elementary school, you never see terrible expressions like this. Well, except for facebook and twitter
Take for example: 2/2*2 It is 0.5 or 2 depending on order. But if I were anything after high school (I was more complacent in high school, I guess) if someone gave me an arbitrarily solved equation or expression like this, I would be livid and raise hell at them for trying to do that.
You know, magic that makes liquids isn't rare in different campaigns... like endless water supplies, etc.
So I think summoning a bottle of alcoholic lemonade would be a perfectly fair effect of the spell.