EmoDuck

"Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff"

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Italy has always looked like a boot, it's just that back in the day boots looked very different

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that's where most of the mac n cheese ended up

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it's institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

"Nobody asked for this" is such a stupid argument. As if people are only allowed to do something if they were asked for it

THEREFORE, I'M HERE BY ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING

There, the next time somebody asks "Who asked for this?" send them here and tell them I did

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

The Mandalorian: Season 3, Episode 3

On Coruscant, former Imperials find amnesty in the New Republic and attempt to adapt to a new way of life.

That was Mandalorian? Fir some reason I thought that had happened in Andor

The government used to provide people with free LSD? God, I really was born in the wrong time period

Damn, he gave Dagon some CAKE

Birn too late to joins Westerners fighting a proxy war in Korea

Born too early to join Africans fight a proxy war in Antarctica

Born just in time to join Koreans fight a proxy war in the West