EmoDuck

That comic feels very strawman-y

So what you're saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

Wait, it's "quote unquote"? I have always been saying "quote on quote" my whole life.

Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

It's the garden of eden so there's no reason to believe that it's a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

Maybe 10 years ago but nowadays it's internationally much more ubiquitous

If you hadn't lied they would have burned you at the steak

Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

I have the same with these fake brands they'll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation