Early_To_Risa

joined 1 year ago
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Anon visits gramgram (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon's gf is unfulfilled (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon wants snacks (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon cheats at Go Fish (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon tries to be bold (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon tries to be ethical (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon builds a fire pit (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Early_To_Risa 9 points 1 month ago

Now I feel bad for a phone

[–] Early_To_Risa 23 points 1 month ago

Option #2 is sure to cause you trauma, trust issues in future relationships, and years of therapy.

Anyway, option #2.

[–] Early_To_Risa 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Early_To_Risa 5 points 1 month ago

The censoring wasn't me.

[–] Early_To_Risa 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon is a biblical scholar

[–] Early_To_Risa 4 points 1 month ago

I hoped someone would get that.

[–] Early_To_Risa 40 points 1 month ago

It seems like some people who aren't familiar with greentexts don't quite get the point of the community. You read the ramblings of Anon like you would watch animals at the zoo, which is different than endorsing everything Anon says.

And you shouldn't. Anon is usually deranged.

Some bad words and unhealthy opinions are bound to make an appearance. In that case, you're supposed to be dumbfounded at how Anon thinks/acts, shake your head, and maybe get a guilty chuckle out of it. Like the sidebar says, if you're getting angry while reading these, you're probably doing it wrong.

[–] Early_To_Risa 74 points 2 months ago

It's why there's a big warning on the sidebar that says "Beware: sometimes Anon says bad words or things that are unhealthy. We're here to laugh at Anon, not agree or get angry."

[–] Early_To_Risa 84 points 3 months ago (31 children)

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

[–] Early_To_Risa 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should shoot your shot

[–] Early_To_Risa 4 points 3 months ago

A true classic

[–] Early_To_Risa 32 points 4 months ago

Peak greentext

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