Darkmuch

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

I spent way too long thinking this was a shitpost ablut fucking up a tie knot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow let’s stop talking about the failures of an entire industry because 1 oil company does 1 thing right!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (9 children)

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The people who would deny genders would totally deny all the crazy extra dimensions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You think that’s impressive? Look over here https://youtu.be/fhmeYoJZeOw?si=dWDTpYUrv0ccu5VK

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

But would they let the Bard lay the dragon?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One friend said that he would occasionally forget it’s weighted when trying to move it, then completely wrench his arm out as he attempts to make the bed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

They also had that in Fc4. If you don’t run away, eventually the dictator comes back and takes you to spread your mother’s ashes, and later takes your on a helicopter tour to shoot guns and stuff. Credits roll.

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