CrabLord
I've also got this backpack. It's been my go-to when I originally bought it when I started college nearly 9 years ago. I love the absolute shit out of it.
That's alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife's better misspeaks was taking a guess at "Jormungandr", and she went with "Juggernaut". Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.
If I'm not mistaken, the idea in this instance is: A joke becomes a lot less funny the 300th time around. If the was for comedy it was failing by being a reiteration of that same joke.
My wife uses one and it has helped her sleep better immensely. Anecdotal, but probably worth a shot.
Now this I can get behind!
I agree, this throws me off more than anything else with the changes.
This is what my wife and I do. We don't buy presents. We go do an experience together!
Oh no, my good sir, not while you go into work.
While you're at work. If you're WFH, you could be staring at the door, that person is coming through the dog door anyway.
Do you also get creeped out by biopics? Someone playing someone else who isn't them? What a terrible crime. At the very worst it's someone spending their time to entertain us. It's really not that unusual.
I respect this. I fix computers for a living and people tell you a surprising amount about their lives if you just nod and agree with platitudes like "Oh yeah, I definitely get it." and "That's fair enough"