What does a group of indigenous teenagers have to do with pride?
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Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.
Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.
My least expensive option was the local cat shelter. They have a ton of cats and the small fee I paid was to cover sterilization, mainly. It was actually cheaper than it would have been to get a free cat off a marketplace and get it sterilized.
I'm partial to bone marrow. 3 ounces specifically, just enough to save my life.
You didn't think ferrets could get any cuter, now you know better.
Pretty sure I see vegetables. Looks like you were successful!
On Halloween, we will be putting out a bowl with candy in front of a jump scare. You will have to activate it to get candy. There will be a camera.
"Am I adopted?"
"Not yet."
I talk a lot when I'm drunk. I over-explain and over-share like crazy. My 10-year old also does this on a regular basis.
On an unrelated note, I seem to be missing a bottle of vodka. If anyone sees it, please let me know.