BananaPeal

joined 2 years ago
[–] BananaPeal 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I talk a lot when I'm drunk. I over-explain and over-share like crazy. My 10-year old also does this on a regular basis.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be missing a bottle of vodka. If anyone sees it, please let me know.

[–] BananaPeal 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What does a group of indigenous teenagers have to do with pride?

[–] BananaPeal 11 points 1 year ago

Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.

[–] BananaPeal 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.

[–] BananaPeal 21 points 1 year ago

My least expensive option was the local cat shelter. They have a ton of cats and the small fee I paid was to cover sterilization, mainly. It was actually cheaper than it would have been to get a free cat off a marketplace and get it sterilized.

[–] BananaPeal 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm partial to bone marrow. 3 ounces specifically, just enough to save my life.

[–] BananaPeal 7 points 1 year ago

You didn't think ferrets could get any cuter, now you know better.

[–] BananaPeal 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure I see vegetables. Looks like you were successful!

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?

https://youtu.be/s-J9nxpwehI

[–] BananaPeal 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On Halloween, we will be putting out a bowl with candy in front of a jump scare. You will have to activate it to get candy. There will be a camera.

[–] BananaPeal 16 points 1 year ago

"Am I adopted?"

"Not yet."

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