BananaPeal

joined 2 years ago
[–] BananaPeal 2 points 1 year ago

A love story for the ages.

[–] BananaPeal 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A duck. It has web feet.

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 1 year ago

Right? This story suggests that school IT was not consulted before calling the cops.

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I said not me, as in I'm not a subject of Stockholm Syndrome in the culture I was born into.

[–] BananaPeal 11 points 1 year ago

Make like a tree and get out of here.

[–] BananaPeal 16 points 1 year ago

Who's a good unit of measurement? You are! You are!

[–] BananaPeal 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pssh, not me. I was born into a homophobic redneck culture and I hated it. I now consider myself an LGBTQ+ ally and computer nerd.

[–] BananaPeal 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 1 year ago

Highway interchange ahead?

[–] BananaPeal 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

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