Assman

joined 2 years ago
[–] Assman 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"everyone who has kids from now on is selfish and evil" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

[–] Assman 11 points 4 months ago

What in the florida

[–] Assman -4 points 4 months ago (12 children)
[–] Assman 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Assman 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

In Russia they just kill all the opposition leaders. It's much cheaper that way.

[–] Assman 5 points 4 months ago

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't.

[–] Assman 4 points 4 months ago

And now I'm dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

[–] Assman 7 points 4 months ago

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

[–] Assman 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

[–] Assman 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would like to name my very rare disease "a very rare disease". It's what Abbott and Costello would do

[–] Assman 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I'm really into minding my own fucking business.

[–] Assman 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I didn't mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger

To fight

To be the arm

To defend

To protect

Do you not know what any of those terms mean

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