AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 
 

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"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"

 
 
 

So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...

 
 
 

They have the longest punch lines.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.

Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.

 

I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.

 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Heh.

You said "wood."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's a major award!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

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