Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

Oh yeah, people pointing out innocuous peculiarities of grammar is my turn on!

Sure, they also could have used time delay photon torpedoes to destroy the Caretakers array after they went back to the Alpha quadrant, but hey who am I to judge.

Also, Leviathan? 100%. And my only problem with Dusti Rose is the "I".

My sister had a lot of cats. We stopped being clever naming them, they got names like "Orange Short Hair", etc.

Except this one cat that otherwise looked like 2 others, except it had these amazing tufts of hair coming out of its ears, so we named him Ears. Then we found out he was deaf... but we had already named him Ears, so it stuck.

It's genius, once all your teeth fall out what are you going to want to eat? Soft serve!

I "fold" my socks by putting one sock fully into the other sock (picture wearing 2 socks on 1 foot). This way they are together and they don't get stretched out.

Overall crime is down nationally. Some specific categories are overall trending upward (car theft, not surprisingly) and crime is always fluctuating in local areas in either direction.

Yeah but "smoot" is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It's right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.

I'll take 11 minutes of Bill Burr roasting the entire city of Philadelphia over 7 hours of Dane Cook any day.

"You know, the Romulans had pieces of flair that they made the Remans wear."

What does that have to do with this post though? Or were you just waiting to say something about Windows because REASONS!