Imagine being the first person that lawyer pitched his idea to and not responding violently.

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

You have to have run into some exceptionally shitty parts of the Internet to understand that one, and this is the Internet we're talking about.

I'm pretty biased on this one but I've been pretty outspoken that we print too god damn many driver's licenses.

Wasn't it the force of the ejection seat that pulled it out of it's spin too?

That's fantastic and I'd use it if I thought more people would get it.

I just did an hour long job interview that started with them asking if I could start tomorrow and ended with the company deciding they aren't hiring anymore so I feel this post.

"Employees reported that West repeatedly commended Hitler for his use of propaganda, calling the genocidal dictator a “marketing master” and saying he planned to name his next album after him. (It was eventually titled Ye.)" Wow, whole thing just reads like a bad joke made at his expense. He always manages to be stranger than fiction.

My favorite bar here in town has a letter from Taco John's framed on the wall explaining why they had to change the name of their weekly taco special.

God's watching everything you do and neither Him nor Satan can figure out what the fuck is going on.

I'm at this point pretty convinced that the US is like your friend in high school that never changed the oil in his car because it still started and ran, until of course it didn't.

I'm not even sure whether or not this is satire and I'm not going to give Prager the page visit to see.