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[–] [email protected] 126 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Specifically the singular version of your. You used to be plural version only.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Monty Python and Futurama is the crossover I never knew I wanted

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled like Slurm!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

- She turned you into a newt?
- It's okay. I had another guy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Professor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We're going on a quest to find the Holy Grail.

Sir Robender: I'm not going. Bite my shiny metal armor.


Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me!

Branniganthrax: Oh, I'll show it to you. How would you like some... [Steps closer] peril?

Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh.


Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see.

Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.

Hermes: What...is your name?

Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid.

Hermes: What...is your quest?

Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn't listening.

Hermes: [sighs] What...is your favorite color?

Fry: Purple-orange.

Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead.

Robender: What?! THAT'S EASY!


Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries.

Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord...

Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo!


Fry-thur: One...two...five!

Leelancelot: Three, Fry.

Fry-thur: What?

[Explosion]


Fry-thur: Whoa, that's cool. What's your name?

Enchantress: There are some who call me...Amy?

Fry-thur: Dope.

Amy: I know, right?


Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

Matt Groenig (live action): I'll never die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just watched this in my head. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it! It was fun to write. And it definitely got away from me.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No one knows how to use trails properly. Runners weaving from side to side with sound canceling earplugs in are also problems. Doesn’t matter how loud I signal if you’re blasting music in your AirPod pros.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hell I'll admit to wearing a headphone while I'm out and about but it's at least on transparency mode and I've only got the one on my right side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Get bone conduction headphones

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

CNC machining often uses the same filetypes. I don't know how long 3D printed parts would work here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Often I see CNC machining use CSG formats, while 3d printing boundary representation formats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Looks like I can avoid plastic by printing some templates and using a band saw. Probably will have to do some redesigning to make it work on my bike since I have shocks up front and a rack in the back.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

“You’re using coconuts!”

“Yes.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where did you get the coconuts?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The swallow flies south in the winter but these are not strangers in our land.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Cut the handles off a couple of plastic coffee cups and use those

[–] mindbleach 2 points 3 months ago

"Be quiet!"