this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Summoning Salt videos are so goddamn hypnotic. It's like zen crack for my brain.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I’m a fan of Karl Jobst as well

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poser, bet she plays candy crush.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d watch a SummoningSalt video on Candy Crush speed running records

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd watch a summoning salt video on speedrunning buying crack behind train stations

[–] Chakravanti 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck crack. I want to see 4-MMC.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speedrunning buying 4-MMC behind train station is gonna be tough tho

[–] Chakravanti 2 points 11 months ago

In America? Impossible. Can't even get that on the DNM.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That girls name?

Matt Turk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

speedrunned that date and then speed ran away

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Summoning Salt is legit!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

So now I'm watching that video and enjoying it way too much, thanks anon, I hate you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nah there isn't any difference between playing a video game and watching it.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if you play games u gotta enjoy summoning salt. I feel like I'd enjoy it even if I didn't game.

[–] nLuLukna 4 points 1 year ago

I can vouch for that - considering that's exactly what I did for ages.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fewer distractions while you watch history

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
  • be anon
  • like the vidyaz
  • meet girl who likes the vidyaz
  • invite her over
  • don’t ask girl what she’d like to do
  • play a YouTube video about vidyaz
  • ignore the vidyaz
  • girl naturally gets bored and jets
  • anon assumes she didn’t like vidyaz then

guess anon’s a fucking idiot then