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Excuse me, sir (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

Why would you not want weekly updates about cheddar cheese though

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

If there's a new cheddar cheese breakthrough, I wanna hear about it right away.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Weekly? Mine is already set to daily!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

On the other hand: Why not?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's not possible to have so many updates on cheddar cheese.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not with that attitude!

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

A SECOND WEDGE HAS HIT THE TOWER

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

Beef stroganoff 2.0

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Ah shit. Here we go again.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

I actually want my daily update about beef stroganoff.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'm over here strogan my beef I got off on my meat I'm just here stroking my beef I'm hungry as fuck man Ima freak like for real

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

She's strogan by beef until I'm off

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I once gave our telco/internet provider the permission to call me on my main number if they have an interesting update regarding our contract. That went without problems for over ten years. One or two calls a year, and usually something worth thinking about.

Then their marketing decided to pull all stops and call us, on all our numbers, not just the main one, but also the kids personal phones. And not only from their official numbers, but random numbers all over the country. We suddenly got a dozen calls a day(!) from them, offering the same two products (at least where we picked up and declined the offer) again, and again, and over again. We blocked numbers, and new ones came up. The block list went from two entries to over thirty. I had to threaten legal action got get our numbers blocked again, and get them marked as such according to our privacy laws.

Silence returned.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

it's a conspiracy of BIG ~~PHARMA~~CHEESE!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The big wheels down at Cheese HQ

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Sir/Madam, you win the "post of the day" award!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

IT HAS HOLES LIKE SWISS CHEESE NOW

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

hello, lego city police? I'd like to report a comedy homicide

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Put cheddar cheese in my green been casarole for my Thanksgiving dinner and it was super dank.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Cheddar cheese 2

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Comedy homicide

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