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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

a) Alvin:
²³⁵U (α, t~½~ = 7.04 × 10⁸ y) (fissile @ spherical critical diameter 17.3 cm) →
²³¹Th (β⁻, t~½~ = 25.5 h) →
²³¹Pa (α, t~½~ = 3.27 × 10⁴ y) →
²²⁷Ac (β⁻, t~½~ = 21.8 y) →
²²⁷Th (α, t~½~ = 18.7 d) →
²²³Ra (α, t~½~ = 11.4 d) →
²¹⁹Rn (α, t~½~ = 3.96 s) →
²¹⁵Po (α, t~½~ = 1.78 s) →
²¹¹Pb (β⁻, t~½~ = 36.1 min) →
²¹¹Bi (α, t~½~ = 2.14 min) →
²⁰⁷Tl (β⁻, t~½~ = 4.77 min) →
²⁰⁷Pb (stable)

b) Theodore:
²³⁹Pu (α, t~½~ = 2.031 × 10⁴ y) →
²³⁵U (α, t~½~ = 7.04 × 10⁸ y) →
²³¹Th (β⁻, t~½~ = 25.5 h) →
²³¹Pa (α, t~½~ = 3.27 × 10⁴ y) →
²²⁷Ac (β⁻, t~½~ = 21.8 y) →
²²⁷Th (α, t~½~ = 18.7 d) →
²²³Ra (α, t~½~ = 11.4 d) →
²¹⁹Rn (α, t~½~ = 3.96 s) →
²¹⁵Po (α, t~½~ = 1.78 s) →
²¹¹Pb (β⁻, t~½~ = 36.1 min) →
²¹¹Bi (α, t~½~ = 2.14 min) →
²⁰⁷Tl (β⁻, t~½~ = 4.77 min) →
²⁰⁷Pb (stable)

c) Simon:
²²⁵Ra (β⁻, t~½~ = 14.9 d) →
²²⁵Ac (α, t~½~ = 9.92 d) →
²²¹Fr (α, t~½~ = 4.18 min) →
²¹⁷At (α, t~½~ = 32.3 ms) →
²¹³Bi (β⁻, t~½~ = 45.6 min) →
²¹³Po (α, t~½~ = 3.65 μs) →
²⁰⁹Pb (β⁻, t~½~ = 3.25 h) →
²⁰⁹Bi (α, t~½~ = 2.01 × 10¹⁹ y) (this is WAY more than the age of the universe so it’s unlikely that any atom in the sample will become tellurium in Simon’s lifetime)→
²⁰⁵Tl (stable)

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It took me far too long to realize what was going on before this image was modified...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Dear god...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Messing up the order of the Chipmunks hurts my brain.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That was the first thing I thought too lol Simon is supposed to be second and I just can't handle it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

They're close enough to each other for that shit to not matter. They are dead as fuck fr

[–] Sadrockman 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Doesn't matter. They're all gonna die,so I see this as an absolute win. (Sorry,I'm old,and have heard the Christmas song enough times this makes me smile)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a fellow chipmunks hater, I would be remiss if I didn't tell you to check out chipmunks on 16 speed. Truly a mind melting experience.

I'm sorry, you're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] Sadrockman 2 points 1 year ago

Holy shit dude,the stories in the comments,tho. But really these munks I could get behind,lol. Definitely better than the crap we got

[–] duckythescientist 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely Simon since radium has a much higher activity than the other two.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, you happen to be correct but you can't just say that. Different isotopes of each of these elements can be many orders of magnitude more active. If I could summon a few grams of any isotope of carbon (like C-20 that decays in microseconds), I could kill you with radiation poisoning instantly.

Anyway, it’s β⁻ decay so they are all affected, plus some α from secondary products that will be mostly received by Simon.

Unless Alvin’s ²³⁵U is above critical mass, in which case they all die very quickly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your comment above gave the half lives of the main substances and their secondary products, right? Could you recommend any resources for someone to learn how to do what you did above?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

To expand a bit, you look up the isotope, look at their decay products, and then look up their decay products, and so on until you get to a stable isotope (usually lead or iron).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I used nothing but about 20 Wikipedia pages lol. It would be more if I also checked the less common decay path but that's <2% at most.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Wow, Dimension 20 "Burrow's End" is wild

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate the fact I know this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

im WAKIN UP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So? Who is it?

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