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I'm honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IDK, you could like, fucking, leave?

[–] winterayars 25 points 1 year ago

At any time, even! Literally he could just tell his dudes to hit the bricks.

[–] JohnDClay 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm, I wonder who can stop the war? Maybe the person who started it?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But then he'd have to assassinate himself for saying he can't win the war!

[–] JohnDClay 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ya know what? I'd be okay with that. Be the first good thing he's done in ages.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So, just like a certain German dude?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Assassinated by whom? Isn't he the leader of Russia? or is there someone in the shadows always wanting war for Russia and if the president dont support war, he is then replaced by another Russian?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine

  1. Pull troops out of Ukraine.
  2. Jump out of highest window in Moscow.
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

In that order.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 Isn't realistic

He'd never jump, it'd be an accidental fall with 2 gunshots in the back of his skull.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome myself?”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

'We're all just trying to figure out who did this.'

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Well, it has been a political tragedy for him.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

He has been trapped in the propaganda bubble and has become delusional as a result of it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

nottheonion material

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

How about a classic "eat shit and die" strategy? I think it's perfect for the situation at hand, Mr. Cockmuncher.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

He should try gargling a Kalashnikov.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Putin can make out with a firearm, I bet that would work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why's there an empty ball pit in the middle of Putin's desk?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's how you can tell he's top dog. The balls are just out for cleaning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately the war can’t end without them. He doesn’t have the balls to end the war respectfully.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 12 points 1 year ago
[–] pastermil 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Perhaps by "tragedy" he means how badly it's going.

[–] mindbleach 6 points 1 year ago

rings bell

Leave.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you, internet thesaurus. English is not my native language.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong…