I dont drink coffeee... What distro am I?
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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Windows user: a stovetop percolator because they've had it forever and the coffee it makes is perfectly fine!
(Narrator voice: it's not perfectly fine, the coffee is bitter and burned).
No French press?
AeroPress Pop!_OS gang, check in!
RHEL is the lukewarm but effective coffee provided by your boss from the economic but agreeable coffee shop chain.
This meme is fake! Espresso only takes 15 minutes from start to end! At least, if you cut out preheating the machine...
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Great meme! Fedora user with that exact pourover! I dont love that pourover though, but my french press and my glass hario switch broke a year ago. Havent gotten to replacing them, so I just keep making coffee this way. My grinder needs cleaning and service, too. This is where I reveal I'm not on Fedora, but rather Nobara.
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Gentoo is misrepresented. It is custom-built manufacturing line that massproduces coffee, blackjack and hookers.
I buy canned coffee... What distro is that?
Vanilla os everything is individual containers
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I mostly drink instant coffee. I'm also a dirty Windows user who mainly uses WSL (with the Ubuntu distro on that) for my Linux needs.
As both an Arch and Ubuntu user who drinks coffee from an aeropress, tea from an infuser, and jenkem from a old crusty sock under my bed, I feel attacked
I run Debian as my daily driver on 10-year old hardware. This tracks.
Me and my 1st generation i7 running Debian feel attacked.