this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What if it's all screws and hairties?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What do you do that your pockets are regularly filled with screws? Hairties, I can understand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Home improvement and woodworking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's witchcraft in and of its own!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the term wizardry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Yer a wizard, SpaceNoodle!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm an airplane tech, and the number of times I've taken screws from the prepick bin, not been able to install them due to access, and then taken ~~the~~ them home and washed them is too damn high. I have also washed plastic bags, sockets, a screwdriver once, rubber gloves, and zip ties.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

My son loves to draw, so I washed plenty of pencils. Sigh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you regularly carry fasten-ating things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Uuuuuugh

You really nailed that pun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

They’re just practicing the principle of non-attachment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Am I the only one who never carries change, doesn't collect rocks, but once broke a washing machine (it started smoking) because I left a screwdriver and some bolts in the pocket of my coveralls?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just different class specializations. They chose witch and you chose engineer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I like this answer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Can't say I've ever done that, but there is a first for everything.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Who carries coins in 2023

[–] DaCrazyJamez 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For me it's guitar picks. Every laundry day theres at least a couple in the bottom of the washer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I love how our laundry reflects our hobbies and professions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

collectibles