"One call, that's all."
this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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Has child services checked in on this kid? Looks like they’re sending some fairly loud covert signals
Iirc the lawyer was invited to come but didn't and wrote a letter about how he could be a future competitor or something. It was funny
Plot twist the lawyer is his Dad that lost custody in the divorce.
I laughed way too hard at this
At first I thought this could be an onion article. Then I realized it was too specifically strange to be an onion article.
Onion doesn't write parody anymore.
It's more like stories that haven't happened yet.
would a kid grow out of this? anyone have any experience with this level of obsession?
Toddlers fixate on stuff. It'll be something else in 6 months
Seems like an odd thing to focus on, but maybe the kid is autistic.
I diagnose this kid with childhood. Toddlers are weird
What do I owe you doc?
Just your firstborn and a yearly subscription to Netflix
It's cause you didn't grow up in New Orleans lol, Morris Bart is a cultural phenomena there