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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Shepard's Pie... You've made a variation on Shepherd's Pie.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

Shepherd's Cake, naturally.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cottage pie, real shepherds has lamb!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"But if you're making shepherd's pie with lamb, were you being a good shepherd? I don't think so!"

-YSAC

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Well, you were. We just don't like to think about the fact that since our life expectancy was skewed so far down because of both infant mortality, and childhood injury or diseases prior to modern medicine extending the average lifespan by reducing mother, infant, and child mortality, and there y increasing our overall lifespan, that we frequently forget that most animals would have similar life expectancy ratios, if not lower, without our assistance.

Most children die in nature. That's why our life expectancy 5000 years ago averaged out to 35, but if you lived to 20, you could easily expect to live into your 70s to 90s in many cases.

Extrapolated out to animals that have no concept of first aid or medicine in general, and you have a hell of a lot of lambs that just kinda died on the shepard, for no reason from their perspective.

Edit: I've no idea what YASC is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yet Another Stupid Contraction

(Yes I know, it’s an acronym not a contraction, so it should be YASA. But now it’s a backcronym, so it should be YASB.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You Suck At Cooking. It's a comedy cooking chanel: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=abNXRAQSV-c

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Fair point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was just thinking, it would be better if the potato “icing” was thicker and the meatloaf “cake” thinner, which is then even closer to Shepherd’s pie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

And please use corn, peas, carrots, and diced bell peppers for decoration!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I bet it’s delicious but your brain is in full panic because the taste doesn’t match your expectations and your brain think it’s being poisoned.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You kids are too young to remember the horror that was the week of green and purple ketchup. I never want to see a pile of green hotdog vomit that size, or any other size for that matter, ever again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This was my first, and only, experience with poi. My brain and eyes said, "chocolate pudding." My tongue reported way too much salt.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If it's good meatloaf, I would totally eat this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh and tell Barb her meatloaf is fucked!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Mafuckas with guts like that, ain't off the cheeseburgers.

Mafuckas with guts like that definitely are on the cheeseburgers, dawg.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Cottage pie, look for a recipe you might like

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't the smell give it away? Frosting and cake smells very different than mashed potatoes and cheese

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Plausible if cold.

This is my final verdict and I will not budge.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

This is what happens when you make cakes that look like everything: everything has to try to look like cake because it cannot look like itself anymore, because then it might be cake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

My cakes are lies and my lies are handwritten on cakes... Poker night is very filling and unprofitable for me now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mind = caked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The Cake becomes reality, the cake is true. Cakes lose their value of eating and become only a value for exchange

-Baudrillard

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Should have tomato sauce frosting between two layers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is terrible carrot cake. You know how I like it rare

Its meatloaf cake—

Ah, very nice. Carry on, as you were, post-haste

Edit: Shepherd's Pie Cake

Edit: just realized i embedded a bit of shade in that "you know how i like it [carrot cake] rare[ly if ever]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cursed shepherd's pie

(It looks really tasty tho)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

No it doesn't it looks dry and unseasoned as fuck

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Everything is cake except cake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Everything is about cake… except cake. Cake is about power.

-Oscar Wilde

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube tried to warn us, but we didn't listen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I’m making a note here. Huge success.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That's real ass American Cheddar too! Not Kraft Singles!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So not everything is cake, after all?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

OH MY GOOOD!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Finally some piece of mind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This is the reason why we can't have nice things. Still, I bet this tastes good.

[–] SleepyWheel 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

American Cheese is real cheese