This meme is incorrect. A botatist would have names like:

"Little bastard who ate my Alyssum maritimum"

"Fucker who at the flower buds on my Forsythia europea"

"Little shithead who dug up my Lathyrus odoratus"

Studied Ichthyology in the early 2000's and will never forget how much of my A&P coursework was on birds. And how the lab TAs were not at all impressed when I just called them all air fish.

I feel like even a botanist would know a seagull because their assholery is so epic. The seagull's assholery, not the botanists', that is.

False. Those are all drones.

Bert

I call them pretty birds, unless I'm calling them a little fucker, and that's because it's a chickadee that won't hold still for 2 goddamn seconds so I can get a photo

Birding for engineers:

There are quack-quacks and peep-peeps.