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[–] [email protected] 104 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OP says it right there: allergy vs intolerance

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fiancée thought she had lactose intolerance, told she had since a young age. She cut out dairy for more than a year and then accidentally ingested some. Turns out it was an allergy and she had to go to the hospital.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Yup. It fucking sucks.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

People who are lactose intolerant don't usually die from it.

People with peanut allergies very quickly die from it.

Don't think these are really comparable.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

But you just compared them

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This is the real difference.

One is an allergy hypersensitivity that triggers the release of histamine that (in this scenario) closes the throat and causes the person to die.

The other is a lack of an enzyme in the stomach to break down a specific component, so instead bacteria break it down. When they break it down, gas is released, which causes the stomach to be irritated.

So one is your throat literally trying to kill you, vs your stomach being irritated (possibly very bad). Not downplaying lactose intolerance, but its not the same as a type 1 hypersensitivity

Edit - as pointed out, most the stuff for lactose intolerance happens in the intestines not the stomach

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Small correction: the stomach does not break down lactose, it's in the small intestine where lactase breaks it down into glucose and galactose which are then absorbed. The irritation that occurs in lactose intolerant people is an irritation of the colon due to the gaseous bloat allowing more liquid to enter, the stomach is unaffected by all of this.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is also how you make a bomb that will leave your SO questioning their life choices

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My ex-roommate was like that.

There were not enough windows to open in that place we lived in. Not nearly enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Dude, you could live in the open air with me and there wouldn't be enough ventilation to dissipate my noxious butt cloud after I drink a glass of milk.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I just glug down my chocolate oat milk. Hits the same spot, without the explosive side effects.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Milk I'm fine on, but even if I didn't have LI I'd prefer Oat, it's ice cream that gets me - trust me, I've tried em all, nothing dairy free compares to a pint of Ben n Jerry's (yes, not even their own dairy free stuff)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Carpe Kaseum: Seize the cheese.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Carpe Kasem: Seize the ground and the stars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seize the means of cheese production!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Alright, I got a cow, but now there's this asshole lurking about going on about "magic beans".

The cows doing nothing. She's staring at him while she chews cud. What do I do? Can I stab him? She seems like a good cow, I don't see a need to trade her for some beans, but he refuses to leave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

There are strategic cheese reserves in Missouri

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I was lactose intolerant as a child. I insisted on eating ice cream anyways. One day, I realized I was no longer lactose intolerant.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As someone that eats a moderate amount of dairy despite being lactose intolerant, my intolerance has gotten much worse with age.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Tried lactase pills? Cheap and effective.

[–] naught 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are also a ton of great dairy alternatives now too! Except cheese. The final frontier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Miyoko brand cashew cheeses are excellent if you're not looking for melted cheese. They have an aged cheddar and a soft herbed "cheese" that are great as a cheese-board type thing. Also there are other companies making fake shredded cheese that is lightyears ahead of the soy-based rubbery garbage of a decade ago. I use a fake shredded cheddar on pizza - and it's much better than being almost but not entirely unlike actual cheese. That said, I miss cheese. Stupid sexy alpha gal allergy.

[–] naught 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I will have to check it out! Ive tried Daiya and a billion others but nothing is quite right (or is just flat out awful). That said, totally agree on soft cheeses / dips / spreads. Nothing beats a proper cheese pizza with mozz tho ;-;

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Violife cheese is what my store carries. It’s better that daiya but not perfect. I’ve enjoyed the “sandwich slice” cheese they have, good melted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For cheese you just need to find one that has 0 grams of sugar in it. Lactose is a sugar, so if the cheese has 0g then it's generally safe to eat.

I'm extremely lactose intolerant (makes my stomach bleed) and I can eat cheese all day if it has zero sugar.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Aww. You have my sympathies.

Live fast and eat cheese. 🫡

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I need a shirt with this entire quote on it

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I was lactose intolerant as a baby. Grew out of it and ate cheese all the time. Then at 28 I was suddenly lactose intolerant again. Still eat cheese all the time but I just keep lactaid on me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

When I was a kid, I was diagnosed as being lactose intolerant as well. The thing is, I'm not lactose intolerant at all. I'm actually gluten intolerant. It's very hard to diagnose without cutting gluten out of one's diet. And I only figured out because I started making bread a few times each week and got very sick.

The thing is, I always used to think I'd outgrown my lactose intolerance, too. If you have the time, maybe give a gluten free diet a try. My life is so much different now after cutting out gluten. At one point I was going to the gym for 2 hours a day, trying to lose weight, but I just couldn't. Now, I'm the skinniest I've been in years and I mostly sit around.

Unfortunately, the diet really does have to be totally gluten free. Even cross contamination will give me noticable problems for days. The body basically cripples its ability to intake nutrients after having any amount of gluten and it takes time to heal. On the bright side, it's a pretty easy diet to follow when eating at home and a lot of restaurants now have gluten free options, too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I made a other version of this meme:

People on top of a skyscraper: “Please don’t push me off; I’ll die”
People in a war: “Please don’t shoot me, I’ll die.”
People at Disneyland: “Omg Disneyland is so fun.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It really makes you think

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Absolutely agree with your point. But as someone who's (granted, pretty severely) lactose intolerant, I most definitely wouldn't call it Disneyland lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need my cheese and my yogurt. Thankfully, I can digest them. Ha ha, I win the evolution game.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plenty of cheese are lactose-free. It is destroyed during the fermentation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I was about to say you're full of malarky, but then I looked it up - and you're right, aged cheeses are extremely low in lactose. Some as low as 1 mg per 100 g. Too bad I also have alpha gal allergy at the moment and it's thought that mammal products that don't cause anaphylaxis still have enough of the alpha gal sugar cause an inflammatory response/unstable arterial plaques that greatly increases stroke risk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry for you. I didn't mean that you could it when you have allergy of course. But I know someone with a form of lactose intolerance for which the doctor authorised cheese in an otherwise strict diet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Am I lactose intolerant or am I just really good at clearing out rooms of unwanted guests?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I've understood that you can get over some allergies with tolerance treatment.

I've also understood that the older you get, the more allergies you get.

[–] SuzyQ 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cows milk will make me very sick, but cheese is my weakness. I can tolerate (hard) cheese and a bit of butter, but everything else... Nope. Not even ice cream. Upside is I can eat all the cheese I want and not get stopped up. 🙃🫠

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait.... your version of lactose intolerance is you get "stopped up"?!? My version is dairy-based Draino pressure washing the bowl in brown noisomeness.

[–] SuzyQ 8 points 10 months ago

Oh, no. Sorry for the confusion. My husband, who is NOT lactose intolerant, will get constipated after eating lots of cheese while I will not.

Besides the loose bowel movements afterwards, I can also do a fair impersonation of one of the kids from a horror film (the exorcist, maybe) and have it spew from the other end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Normies get stopped up by cheese, us intolerants counteract the constipation with explosive diarrhea.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Dairy is just too tasty to pass up. 🐮🧀🥛🍦🍧🍨🧈

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

95% of People who are allergic to gluten and dairy are unable to control themselves around bread, noodles and cheese. Yeah, I wonder why you feel backed up, Eric, after hoovering the charcuterie board

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Comparing autoimmune to being gassy. Topkek.

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