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pspspsps rule (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago

If not friend why friend shaped?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

friend shaped but unfortunately not friend sized

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

checkmate liberals

[-] [email protected] 85 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You need to breath in while saying that!

[-] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago

That cougar looks very friendly though. 10/10 would pspspsps.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The cougar didn't mind a free lunch either.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Awwww, he even put lipstick on 😻

[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Its face says disney but its body looks like a furry coffin that makes you decompose on fast forward

[-] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Very nice, I will google how to find cougars

[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

Apparently there are cougars in my area. I am scared now.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

You should be. Those women are vicious and horny. A bad combination if you aren't into them.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Cat calling is indeed wrong. Rather you try to strike up a nice conversation and see if you can take it out to dinner

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

I actually encountered a cougar on a trail a week ago. So fucking scary. It's huge.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Did you opposite of pspspspsps?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would have pspspspssed myself

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yes! I run towards it, trying to step louder and scare it away. It worked.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

This is hatespeech. How dare they tell me i cannot pspsps the cute cat

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Spspspsp? Wouldn't that sound the same? 🤔

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Instead of putting emphasis on the p, you put emphasis on the s. It actually sounds remarkably different.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah, instead of pisspisspisspiss, it's more of a supsupsupsup.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Meanwhile the "here kitty kitty kitty" people are just kermit the frog memeing.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

This gugar looks polite however

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mostly mountain lions keep to themselves but they have been known to attack and kill joggers. Checking wikipedia there were two fatalities in 2018 and the next previous one is in 2008.

So vending machines kill more people.

When hiking in North America, you're much more likely to get killed by snake bite. And the elements (thirst, hypothermia, etc.) provide an even greater risk.

Meanwhile on the savannas of Africa Cheetahs are notorously easy to domesticate. A saucer of milk is kitty crack and will reduce a cheetah into Your Furry Forever Friend. It's a problem because the wild cheetah population is vulnerable.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Extremely.

Cheetahs are the tamest of the big cats and are known for seeking refuge near humans.

Have you seen one of the numerous videos where cheetahs casually plop down on safari jeeps for escaping lions or use the cars as looking perches or for shade?

[-] Anti_Weeb_Penguin 7 points 8 months ago

There are no cougars in missions!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

But how can I resist that face

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But its so pettable :3

I would die in the wild in like, 30 minutes max fr

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