this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 127 points 9 months ago (14 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I was just coming to say that and I've never even held a gun lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

they are always triggered, so this checks out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Booger hook: bang switch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Also the gun doesn't hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

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[–] funkless_eck 61 points 9 months ago (3 children)

ah another responsible gun owner I see

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's a BB gun so he can't hurt himself. Mom didn't want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

[–] _haha_oh_wow_ 6 points 9 months ago

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Well, at best it's a single desk pop.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't his relationship make him gay?

[–] Gallardo994 15 points 9 months ago

He never has sex though, as mentioned

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're assuming GOD is a man?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I also like the version with the caption: "dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Took me a bit to understand "diet: betes"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

isn't he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I'm not certain it's him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thank god, thought I was crazy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Also, for what it's worth: from the pictures I've found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

There's two?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I also immediately thought of that guy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there's a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Southpark Scott all growed up. I see his diet bedes issue has gotten worse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

God bless America

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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