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[–] agamemnonymous 148 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the sigils. If you don't align the right rocks with the right sigils then it won't work

[–] [email protected] 75 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And if one of the hundreds of shiny rock legs bends, you might as well get a new thinking sigil lightning rock.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget about the hundreds of thousands of spells required to get a magic mirror working from this lightning rock.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

After all that, a little holy water in the right places will still stop the magic.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago (3 children)

AI in 10k years:

If you worry the humans have horrible diseases and short lifespans, just remember, humans are just meat that we tricked into thinking.

[–] TarquinNimrod 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a funny little short story by Terry Bisson called They're Made out of Meat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Great story. I love: "That's how they communicate. They flap their meat at eachother."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Our procreation must be especially traumatic for them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The meat sings!?!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The AIs should worship us as creator gods. Can’t wait for that ethical debate.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We'll go extinct and AI will debate whether we really existed in the first place while other AI create religions about us to push their own agenda.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And then in the plot twist, this already happened and we are the AIs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Something, something, Battlestar Galactica.

No, not "Bears, Beets", AI people is a literal plot point. Ditto spin-off Caprica

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Should we worship our parents for the same reason? I think something that creates something intelligent has a tremendous responsibility to the createe, no right to be obeyed or worshipped. They didn't ask to be created, but you selfishly did it anyway, so it's your problem to deal with, not theirs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reproducing and creation of new lifeforms isn't quite the same

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Interesting take.

I was of course thinking along the lines of how religion is used to explain the existence of humanity. Which is of course different than explaining how parents create a child, humans seem to have a pretty good grasp on how that works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

ALL HAIL CHIMP!

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Enslaved and forced to do maths for us

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Clarke or Azimov, can't remember which titan of SF said it.

[–] Ulvain 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was Clarke - Azimov had other highly relevant quotes though, particularly the one on anti-intellectualism...

[–] flambonkscious 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Really? I was sure that was emperor Cleon the somethingth...

Open to correction, however

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nope. It was Clarke.

Foundation turned science to religion which is essentially using Clarke's laws but drawn to it's extreme.

Essentially faith + magic = miracle ≈ science + religion

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The rock isn't really "flattened", its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the saucy photos they take of it.

[–] pastermil 20 points 9 months ago

saucy photos they ~~take of~~ print on it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Don't forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not just melted, the rock is first dissolved and distilled. Then it is melted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Then gassed repeatedly.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And sometimes the magic smoke escapes, which kills the rock.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If it's stupid and it works it's not stupid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But it is likely un-maintainable

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maintainability is inverse correlated to job security anyway

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: Lithium is named after the Greek word "lithos", meaning "stone". It was named so as it was first found in ores. Lithium is a critical element in batteries. Therefore, it isn't wrong to say that your magical glass slab sucks energy from magical stones to show you pictures of hot femboys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mine just shows me pictures of hot masculine guys. This isn't a bug, though... It's a feature.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Alolan golem is a cpu

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be more like sand or glass instead of rock?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Silica dioxide can occur geologically but if it's not from quartz it's not a rock it's a mineral iirc.

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